Restarting with a Joke

Long time have not posted anything on our blog!!!

Let me restart with a joke that really made me laugh....


Mulla Nasruddin was being analyzed by a psychiatrist. After many months of analysis, many meetings, the psychiatrist said, as Mulla lay on the couch: 'This is what I feel, this is what I conclude: you need to fall in love, you need a beautiful feminine object. Love is your need.'

Mulla said, 'Between me and you, don't you think love is silly?'
The psychiatrist said, 'Between me and you? -- it would be absurd!'
 
love,
Anurag n Monika

Good Cartoon Jokes!

Some jokes from my Sardar friend...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....


Sardar Ji's solution for handling the steeling of slippers from Gurudwara
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

With Love
Anurag

Everyone Hearing: A good one!

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through,
she leans over says to him: “I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think I should do?”.


He leans over to her and replies:
“Put a new battery in your Hearing Aid…”

A real good one!!!

Demon king Ravana was in a court for trail, standing in the witness box he was asked to take the oath. “GEETA PE HATH RAKHO…”. Ravana shouted back “No way!, EK BAR SITA PAR HATH RAKHA TO ITNA BABAL KHADA HO GAYA, AB GEETA PAR HATH NAHI RAKHUNGA”.
:-) :-) :-)
Love,
Anurag