Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Some jokes from my Sardar friend...



In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....


Sardar Ji's solution for handling the steeling of slippers from Gurudwara
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

With Love
Anurag

3 comments:

cricket fever said...

you are such a shit to alienate sardars (sikhs) from the indian society....do u know how the history of sardar jokes were made

Unknown said...

tear this website down ... dont insult us SIKHS

Unknown said...

his is in reference to your blog namely >http://anuragarora.blogspot.com/2009/12/some-jokes-from-my-sardar-friend.html
making fun at sikhs by ''FAKE '' jokes in which who stoop to lowest depth (mind it maximum number of thefts in religious places take place in world take place at no other places but HINDU TEMPLES.
SO this rubbish stuff shows deep into your poisoned mentality and indicates a lot about ur inspiration (Ravi shankar ) (a famous indian saying is thta ''like chela, like guru''] if chela is communally poisoned and prejudiced patient obviously guru must as u are claiming him to be ur inspiration......

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what are sardar jokes >
these are cheap over clever stunts spread by a person of anti-punjab and anti-sikh mentality (namely khaki nicker wearing dog /owner of santabanta.com ) and by hindutva Rumor Spreading Shop (RSS) [shrewed,cunning and thankless, unmindful of ''what'' sikhs have done in history for ''these'' hindus].
these shrewd creatures show off cheap over-clverness by replacing the noun words in common silly jokes by the word sardar.

see and think beyond these ''FAKE'' jokes and just
have a look at the hindu culture, mythology and system and u shall get unending ''REAL'' jokes.

sikhs are most progressive community of the world after jews...these ''FAKE'' jokes are just only showing jealous anti-sikh and mentality of the perverted minds.
just see how the western world is laughing at ther ''REAL'' jokes about hindus and hinduism

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